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Wait, first *throws random box* don't open it yet.
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(Resisting urge to not open box)
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How bad do you want to know what's in the box?
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A lot
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Open the box.
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*opens box*
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A note in the box says "Lol got ya. Also, keep the box. It's magic. It can only be opened by people you allow."
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I will cherish this box forever