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7/14/2015 6:34:15 PM
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Oh shit! IT'S HAPPENING!!!
EVERYONE GET INSIDE THE BUNK- *gets sniped*
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*Points behind enemy* "ITS IGGY AZALEA" *Grabs Energy Sword* *Takes out enemy*
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So original
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WOLF JOB RUN QUICK--
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Wat is this all abo....
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[b]CHARLIES IN THE TREES!! ITS VIETNAM ALL OVER AGA[/b]- *gets sniped*
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BUSH DID 9/11
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THE GOYIM KNOW! SHUT IT DOWN!
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1 ReplyOh look. Another one of these threads. How orig- *gets sniped*
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1 ReplySnipes the sniper opens bunker and tells everybody it's safe.
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Dolphin dives into the bunker and lands in a mine.
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1 ReplyMaybe if we wave to the sniper, he'll notice us and stop shooting us by accident. HEY SNI- *gets sniped*
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Where is the bun- *sniped*
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[reloads, then gets sniped by another sniper]
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5 RepliesTalos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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"WHO TAUGHT YOU TO SHOOT, THE GALACTIC EMPIRE?" "Yup, he's pissed." *Guardian Down*
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1 Reply[b] [/b]
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*Waits for sniper to run out of ammo* *continues waiting* *continues waiting* *gets sniped*
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What are all the bodi- *gets sniped*
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*intimidates sniper using stare of intimidating intimidation.* *gets sniped.*
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1 ReplyNooo!!!! Bastards!!!! *Libyans approach in Volkswagen van*
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8 Replies[i]Feim Zii Gron[/i]
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[i]*killed immediately*[/i]
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*gets in bunker*
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Vertibird incoming. *carpet nukes everything*
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Fallout 4
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[i]SOMEONE GET RECO-[/i]*sniped*
