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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/14/2015 10:17:04 AM
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[u][i][b]Punches You [/b][/i][/u]
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*punches you back*
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[b][i][u]Kicks You In The Jaw Tackles You To The Ground Smashes Your Head Into The Floorboards [/u][/i][/b]
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*causes a shockwave throwing you to the ceiling* *gets up and punches you in the face*
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[b][i][u]Chokes You Flings You Across Room Through Wall[/u][/i][/b]
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*teleports above you* *crushes you* [spoiler]For future reference, my armor weighs as much as a tank.[/spoiler]
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[b][i][u]Teleports Out From Under[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Heals[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Places Sticky Grenade On The Back Of Your Helmet [/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]i do this quick with teleports [/spoiler]
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*causes grenade to malfunction* Hey, I though this was a fistfight!? *swings around and grabs you by the neck*
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[b][i][u]Kicks You In The Face [/u][/i][/b]
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*throws you to the ground and stomps on your chest*
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[b][i][u]Holds Back Your Foot With Boolth Of Mine Pushes You Off[/u][/i][/b]
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*breaks both of your legs with the stomp* *soccer kicks you across the room*
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[b][i][u]Heals[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Teleports Behide You Then Suplexes You[/u][/i][/b]
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*falls backwards on top of you*
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[b][i][u]Teleports Smashes Hammers In Your Face [/u][/i][/b]
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*teleports* *shoots psychic lightning at you*
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[b][i][u]Fires Lazer Beam To Counter Attack [/u][/i][/b]
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*tanks blow* *scoffs at your puny weaponry* *summons being of psychic fire to charge towards you*
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Fuçk this... [b][i][u]Puts On Mech Suit[/u][/i][/b] [url=http://www.example.com][b][i][u]Lets Go, Buddy.[/u][/i][/b][/url] [b][i][u]Blinks Up To Your Spawn [/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]In No More Than A Quarter Of A Second Later It Explodes Into 100 Pieces[/u][/i][/b] .... [b][i][u]Points Blade To You[/u][/i][/b] [url=http://www.example.com][b][i]It's Your Move[/i][/b][/url]
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*draws chainsword* Let's go.
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[b][i][u]Jump On The Ceiling Then Jumps Off Of It Bolting At You Sword Ready [/u][/i][/b]
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*as soon as you come near, a shockwave blasts you back against the wall* *fires meltagun at you*
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[b][i][u]Deflects Them With Ease[/u][/i][/b] [i][b][u]Shoots You With Uzi[/u][/b][/i]
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*doesn't even dent armor* *casts quickening, allowing me to see your moves in advance* *shoots boots of psychic lightning*
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[b][i][u]Stands Still They Disappear The Moment Before Impact [/u][/i][/b] Too slow... Yaaaaaaaaawn ~
