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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/14/2015 9:09:54 AM
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*Uppercuts jukebox to enable turbo sounds*
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[b][i][u]Punches You [/u][/i][/b] No touching
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Ok... *walks away with the giant speakers I brought*
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*Flips you a quarter* "the songs on me"
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Bro... [b][i][u]Takes Quarter And Puts It In Machine[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Frank Sinatra Plays[/u][/i][/b]
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Would have preferred "killer queen", but to each there own. *talks on phone* Hey, can I get 4 fully loaded burrito platters please. Thanks. No, I'll pay in cash, not bullets.
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[b][i][u]Eats Burritos[/u][/i][/b]
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*shoots jukebox and a [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4IsRHjcVO6w]song[/url] starts playing*
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[b][i][u]Dances [/u][/i][/b]
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Edited by IlluminatiHunter: 7/14/2015 12:45:21 PM*pokes a bunch of buttons* *Rick Astley starts playing*
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[b][i][u]Begins to dance [/u][/i][/b]
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*punches jukebox*
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[u][i][b]Punches You [/b][/i][/u]
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*punches you back*
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[b][i][u]Kicks You In The Jaw Tackles You To The Ground Smashes Your Head Into The Floorboards [/u][/i][/b]
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*causes a shockwave throwing you to the ceiling* *gets up and punches you in the face*
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[b][i][u]Chokes You Flings You Across Room Through Wall[/u][/i][/b]
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*teleports above you* *crushes you* [spoiler]For future reference, my armor weighs as much as a tank.[/spoiler]
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[b][i][u]Teleports Out From Under[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Heals[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Places Sticky Grenade On The Back Of Your Helmet [/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]i do this quick with teleports [/spoiler]
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*causes grenade to malfunction* Hey, I though this was a fistfight!? *swings around and grabs you by the neck*
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[b][i][u]Kicks You In The Face [/u][/i][/b]
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*throws you to the ground and stomps on your chest*
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[b][i][u]Holds Back Your Foot With Boolth Of Mine Pushes You Off[/u][/i][/b]
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*breaks both of your legs with the stomp* *soccer kicks you across the room*
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[b][i][u]Heals[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Teleports Behide You Then Suplexes You[/u][/i][/b]
