Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
What do you do? EDITED! [b]Comment below what you'll do and I'll reply. Each comment will get their own story. I'll reply what happens to you as long as you comment, just remember that! [/b]
Edit: [b]Just do it[/b]
Edit 2: Can we get to 300 replies!? For the love of Shia!
Edit 3: Dang son, about 600 replies!? Thanks guys!
Edit 4: Almost 700, GG! [b][i][u]Check the edit above. Comment what you do and I'll reply what happens. Good luck.[/u][/i][/b]
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Find a good actor to scare him off
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I eat Shia Lebouf
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Shia Labeouf is chasing you, Blame. [spoiler]"Dinkleberg"[/spoiler]
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Edited by The Knight Aurora: 8/3/2015 2:40:34 AMwas my leg caught in a bear trap?
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IM NOT GONNA DO IT
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I don't do anything. I just stand there and smile weakly
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I don't let my dreams be dreams.
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Edited by GingerlyWalnut3: 8/3/2015 2:37:36 AMWhy would I do anything? It's Shia Labeouf. I'd rather be chased by him than Justin Bieber.
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Let him ravage me in the name of art... [spoiler]all the while whispering "Just do it"[/spoiler]
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Can we get 499? Replies
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I'd yell just do it
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I use my jiu jitsu
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Edited by Eiknarf: 8/2/2015 1:18:48 AM[b] [/b]
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Bend over
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I'll help him chase other people.
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Let it happen, there is no fighting it.
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia LaBeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia LaBeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia LaBeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia LaBeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia LaBeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia LaBeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia LaBeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes. But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
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Start playing a remix of his just do it video
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Body slam superstar Shia Labeouf
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'Stops running, asks if he can take a pic with him.'
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Edited by Gengu_Khan: 8/1/2015 11:08:30 PMBodyslam superstar Shia Leobeouf
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Totally did not make this thinking him. [spoiler]in being serious I had no intentions of making it like Shia. I got the quote from a few threads asking about girl problems. I would reply by saying just milk it (-blam!- her till she can't go anymore)[/spoiler]
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Do him! Just do him!
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Take cover behind a tree and fire sharpened toast at him.
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I'd pull a Cosby and offer him something to drink.
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SHIA SUPRISE! [spoiler]Bump[/spoiler]