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Edited by LLegendary:
9/5/2015 3:40:06 AM
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Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
What do you do? EDITED! [b]Comment below what you'll do and I'll reply. Each comment will get their own story. I'll reply what happens to you as long as you comment, just remember that! [/b]
Edit: [b]Just do it[/b]
Edit 2: Can we get to 300 replies!? For the love of Shia!
Edit 3: Dang son, about 600 replies!? Thanks guys!
Edit 4: Almost 700, GG! [b][i][u]Check the edit above. Comment what you do and I'll reply what happens. Good luck.[/u][/i][/b]
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1 ReplyFend him off with black metal
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1 ReplyPlot twist I have a bomb in me
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1 ReplyI laugh every time
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1 ReplyI'll eat [b]him[/b]. [spoiler]Oh bby![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHES A Canibal
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2 RepliesTurn around and ask him: "wtf happened to your character in the 4th transformers movie?"
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3 RepliesI'll tell him to go back digging holes
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1 ReplyEdited by Raw Sugar: 8/31/2015 12:59:52 AMRun for my life from Shia Labeouf.
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4 RepliesAre you username ladiesman217?!
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Sing that Sia song he did
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Turn around and say: Do it! Just DO it!
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1 ReplyEdited by RazorHawk9: 8/30/2015 2:23:14 PMPray for Optimus Prime to save my ass
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JUST! JUST! [b][i]DO IT!!![/i][/b]
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1 ReplyHave you guys seen the Shia Lebeauf cannibal video. I would recommend it
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1 ReplyStick it in my chest Sam...
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1 ReplyOH HEEEEELLLLL NO
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3 RepliesIs Optimus with him?
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1 Replyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VAVLOHbqWd4
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1 ReplyThis.
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1 Reply[spoiler]Normal Tuesday Night for Shia Labeouf.[/spoiler]
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2 Repliesrelevant OP post this in the OP www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLdnRLgz3-U
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Lelelel bump
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1 ReplyRun get my leg caught in a trap then find Shia's cottage stab him in the kidney get into another fight and decapitate him. ez
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1 ReplyStand and fight.
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33 RepliesYou're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf. He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf You're looking for you car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere! Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf) He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer you creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside: Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab him in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf You limp into the dark woods blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won; you have beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise) There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do Jis Jitsu Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping his head now You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf His head Topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf ...
