Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
What do you do? EDITED! [b]Comment below what you'll do and I'll reply. Each comment will get their own story. I'll reply what happens to you as long as you comment, just remember that! [/b]
Edit: [b]Just do it[/b]
Edit 2: Can we get to 300 replies!? For the love of Shia!
Edit 3: Dang son, about 600 replies!? Thanks guys!
Edit 4: Almost 700, GG! [b][i][u]Check the edit above. Comment what you do and I'll reply what happens. Good luck.[/u][/i][/b]
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Just accept the fact that you won't win. Think about it. Deny it. Accept it. [spoiler]Yes you [b]F[/b]UCKING, EMBRACE IT[/spoiler]
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Shove a wallet in his mouth!
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He doesn't know I know jujitsu
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Scream "JUST DO IT!!!!" At him as loud as possible
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Is it actual cannibal Shia Labeouf? If so I'll lead him into an orphanage.
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Jump over a hole, his reaction time to jump over it doesn't occur fast enough, he falls in it. I bury the hole. It's all ogre now.
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No! -blam!- YOU SHIA! You're not tappin this sexy ass!
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I pray that he doesn't do it [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Dig a hole
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Punch that bastard.
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Call in megatron.
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I am mandalore leader of the MANDALORIANS, let him come.
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Signal mermaid man and barnacle boy to gather holy water from the oceans to purify his ways
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Well he's bald now so
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I'll just have to run then
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Meow bitch! ( •-•)
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Jump into my yellow Camaro [spoiler]its bumble bee[/spoiler]
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Submit to Shia. Take in Shia. Become one with Shia.
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Kill myself.
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I call the Batmobile (the 2015 tank one)
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Call batman for the assist
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Say no.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu7uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Fend him off with black metal