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Edited by LLegendary:
9/5/2015 3:40:06 AM
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Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
What do you do? EDITED! [b]Comment below what you'll do and I'll reply. Each comment will get their own story. I'll reply what happens to you as long as you comment, just remember that! [/b]
Edit: [b]Just do it[/b]
Edit 2: Can we get to 300 replies!? For the love of Shia!
Edit 3: Dang son, about 600 replies!? Thanks guys!
Edit 4: Almost 700, GG! [b][i][u]Check the edit above. Comment what you do and I'll reply what happens. Good luck.[/u][/i][/b]
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3 RepliesA pic would be nice
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1 ReplyQ: what do you do? A: [i][b][u]IT[/u][/b][/i]
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2 RepliesYou're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf
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5 RepliesShia pet!! [spoiler]get it like chia pet[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyRequest information on this "Shia Labeouf" Chasing, stalking, perving, type threads I have been seeing around... What sparked this?
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2 RepliesSHIA SURPRISE!!!!
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2 RepliesHow can I be so in the dark about this joke? ˙~˙ * sips hot chocolate *
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1 ReplyHe said he was gonna chase me tomorrow, yesterday. Why doesn't he just [b]do it[/b]?
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Excellent
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Do it
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Chop off his head with an qxe
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Me: go away and jerk off micheal bay! Shia: no Me:JUST DO IT!
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I do jujitsu
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1 ReplyU just let him do it
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I'd avoid the cottage.
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[i][u][b]Body slam superstar Shia Labeouf![/b][/u][/i]
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1 ReplyI would use my hands and make a triangle around my balls and yell Stop it Just stop it
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I grab an axe, and start swinging until I find his neck. Hopefully he doesn't have a gun to my head
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I'm a ginger, he can't do shit to me.
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[quote]What do you do Edit: [b]Just do it[/b][/quote]
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I would see if I had an escape path and if I didint I would tell him to [spoiler]JUST DO IT[/spoiler] 😘
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Stop to ask him why he is chasing me. If he acts in an aggressive manner and continues to attempt potential harm to my person, draw my sidearm, and if necessary put him down. He would have made me do it. I will not be a victim of Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf
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6 RepliesRun faster than him
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Totally going to fight him. I heard he can fight. Want to know if I can beat him.
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1 ReplyRelevant.
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1 ReplyEdited by FlAgtWash: 7/14/2015 1:50:54 AMStep on him
