Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
What do you do? EDITED! [b]Comment below what you'll do and I'll reply. Each comment will get their own story. I'll reply what happens to you as long as you comment, just remember that! [/b]
Edit: [b]Just do it[/b]
Edit 2: Can we get to 300 replies!? For the love of Shia!
Edit 3: Dang son, about 600 replies!? Thanks guys!
Edit 4: Almost 700, GG! [b][i][u]Check the edit above. Comment what you do and I'll reply what happens. Good luck.[/u][/i][/b]
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He motivates me to beat the crap out of him. "JUST. DO IT!"
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Throw a Nike shuriken at him...
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LaBouef est une grande fromage! :D
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Bite off my stump leg and strangle him. Later wrestle a knife from him.
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Edited by VeIkro: 7/18/2015 7:02:20 PM[quote][b]Just do it[/b][/quote]
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[b] [/b]
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"Shia surprise!"
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Me "leave me alone you -blam!-ing weirdo. I'm doing it ok! I'm going to do it right -blam!-ing now!"
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2spooky4me
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NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
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I counter to the right and catch him in the neck.
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i just ruined the 69
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steb kidny [spoiler]fun fact: he became a Christian after the filming of "Fury".[/spoiler]
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300 This is Sparta Kick. Because why not?
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Expected a link to the song but ok.
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[quote][i]You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf[/i]
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Don't let your dreams be dreams
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Cum on his face, the only solution.
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I do Jew Jit Sue
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Why am I running away?
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Lol that's because he's running from me
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Get his autograph.
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I face him head on screaming "JUST DO IT"
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Micturate on his shoes.
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Hit him with a transformer