Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
What do you do? EDITED! [b]Comment below what you'll do and I'll reply. Each comment will get their own story. I'll reply what happens to you as long as you comment, just remember that! [/b]
Edit: [b]Just do it[/b]
Edit 2: Can we get to 300 replies!? For the love of Shia!
Edit 3: Dang son, about 600 replies!? Thanks guys!
Edit 4: Almost 700, GG! [b][i][u]Check the edit above. Comment what you do and I'll reply what happens. Good luck.[/u][/i][/b]
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Let him take me
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Kneel and praise the sun
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Chop his head off with an axe
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Climbing to fame man. +1 for originality.
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>Is a Cross-country runner >can run faster and longer than Shia(even if he's on all fours) >instawin
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I pull out my portal gun and portal away to safety. After that I infinitely fall for a while, then shoot myself to the moon. Using portals.
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Your foot gets caught in a bear trap
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Yell as loud as possible while sprinting away in zigzags... [spoiler]JUST, STOP IT!!![/spoiler]
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Edited by Onxide: 9/5/2015 3:26:00 AMStab him in his kidney!
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Edited by NIIB uP North: 8/30/2015 4:28:50 AMBut I know jujutsu... [b]BODY SLAMMING SUPER STAR SHIA LABEOUF!!![/b]
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I might get lost in a forest.
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I'll get a potato chip... and [b][i]EAT IT![/i][/b]
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What do i do? I JUST DO IT!!
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I know jiu-jitsu. I should be fine.
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1. Choke him to death in a cottage. Realize he's not dead. Shia surprise, motherfvcker. Chop off his head with his own ax 2. ?????? 3. Profit
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Pull out a pistol and cap him.
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1v1 quikzoomz trickshit last
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Challenge him to a match of Gwent.
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Edited by greenleader115: 9/11/2015 1:45:02 AMYour looking for your car but your all turned around...
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I would run for my life from Shia LaBeouf
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Calling backup. I choose Palpatine
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What I would do? I'd do him.
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Yell Transformers 4 was awesome, that should stop him.
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Edited by Jphn_33: 9/11/2015 2:21:47 PM[quote]You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him... [i]Shia Labeouf[/i] He's following you, about thirty feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you! [i]Shia Labeouf[/i] You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around... He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face. My God, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life From Shia Labeouf He's brandishing a knife It's Shia Labeouf Lurking in the shadows... Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf! Living in the woods! Shia Labeouf Killing for sport! Shia Labeouf Eating all the bodies Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf![/quote]
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Call the media