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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/13/2015 12:46:05 AM
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[b]Lupa digs through her bag pulling out random things that include, two tickets to paradise, a bag of black cocaine, a live chicken, a rune of dragons fire, and a case of rare peeps[/b]
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I'll take the rare peeps, the rune and the cocaine.
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"Ok, here you go." [b]hands over the rune, cocaine and peeps[b]
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Thank you. Now, if we calculate the value of these items... Well, it's a 85% discount. That's a first.
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"Are there any other swords you have that work well with the Python's skull?"
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#12: Nether Beast; a sword forged from the core of Mars, this hellish sword feeds off the blood and flesh of its victims. As it feeds, the sword gains more power. Unfortunately, this sword is dangerous for pacifists. If you do not feed the sword with blood, eventually it will consume the weirder. Python's skull works well with it. Although the Nether Beast requires a kill, the Python's Skull can make the enemy bleed, allowing the sword to feed off the blood.
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"Oooooo, I like the sound of that sword."
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The sword doesn't sell well due to its deadly perks. You can have it for free... IF, you win this simple game. Interested?
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"What's the game?"
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Edited by IlluminatiHunter: 7/13/2015 1:45:03 AM*takes out 3 cups and a cotton ball* Look at the cotton ball, don't lose it. *puts cotton ball in the middle cup* *starts moving cups, increasing speed dramatically every second* *adds 2 red cotton balls in the fury* *cups reaching Mach 3 speed* *instant stop, releasing shockwave* Now, guess which cup has the original cotton ball
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"Left one."
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*picks up left cup* *reveals red cotton ball* Try again.
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"Middle."
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*picks up middle cup* *the original cotton ball is revealed* Congratulations, the sword is free.
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"Thank you, now time to pay for the other sword."
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Right. The pay with the discount will be... $3 346 770
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[b]Lupa pulls out a Ruby the size of her head and a emerald the same size as the ruby[/b] "Good enough?"
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Jesus crust more than enough just the emerald is fine.
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"Don't ask where I got it, you don't want to know."
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Don't care. I would probably bleed from my ears if I did anyway.
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"If I remember correctly, that emerald is also infused with the soul of a dragon."
