This will be the biggest, most important war in the Bungie community history. This isn't about some stupid rivalry between two shitposters and their gay groups and egos like it usually is. This time we're declaring war on Bungie themselves. It will be an act of vengeance for all they've done to try and kill the Flood and this community. They think they have defeated us, they think have killed us and that we cannot rise again. But we will rise. The Flood will rise and rain hell down upon Bungie for all their bullshit.
Now how do we physically fight such an enemy? We have to focus on where Bungie receives their power: the Desticles. The Desticles are currently under Bungie's spell, effectively keeping them completely unaware of how market forces work and without the knowledge that they have the power to demand Bungie to stop fucking them over by giving them shitty, over-priced products. If we simply [i]educate[/i] the Desticles, we can get them to start questioning Bungie (rather than blindly worshiping them) and have them fight on our side.
This war is not for the Desticles; it is for us. But we cannot do this without them (as hard as that it to admit, it is the truth we must come to terms with). The next part of this plan will unravel in the coming days. Most of us cannot post in #destiny directly (not unless a mod moves one of our threads), but we do have the power of PMs. If we message as many posters in #destiny as we can exposing Bungie's elaborate money scam we might be able to stop this entire shit show right now.
This isn't just about Bungie. This is about videogames as a whole and the direction things are going. If we can start a revolution here, it can make rippling effects throughout the entire industry. No producer will ever be able to fuck with us again because we would all know that we have the market power to stop them from taking advantage of us and ripping us off.
In some time from now I will be asking that we start our organizing our attacks, but not now. For now we prepare and commit ourselves to the cause. We need to have some copypasta PMs that are well written enough to get people to listen (keeping in mind these people are like 5 or 10 years younger than us). With all the Desticles getting tons of messages from tons of people about the lies Bungie has made, I think it will be enough to force Bungie to treat us with some goddamn respect again.
[i]The Flood will rise again. [/i]
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VIVA LA FLOOD!
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Edited by The Peasant: 7/13/2015 2:35:20 AM[quote]If we can start a revolution here, it can make rippling effects throughout the entire industry.[/quote] [b]*LOUD HECKLING* [/b]
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Teaching desticles to go against bungie would be like trying to teach a rock to jump
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[quote] This isn't about some stupid rivalry between two shitposters and their gay groups and egos like it usually is.[/quote] It's funny because it's true.
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I read the Destiny forums a fair bit just to get a good laugh, can confirm your efforts are futile.
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So is this gonna be like last year with all the planning of raids on #destiny and shit?
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Edited by Bardo XCIX: 7/13/2015 1:33:23 AMRelevant.
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Just ask Sep7 to raid b.net
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Edited by A_rodEmpyre: 7/13/2015 1:21:46 AMAfter we win,Deej Killed Density. [spoiler]Viva la Flood[/spoiler]
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Is Bungie still in Wa.? I can drive there and discuss their terms of surrender.
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Yes well, you see the problem here is that they actually own the forum, along with moderators and the like. They could shut down the site, or just delete the blasphemy us heretics would post.
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how many memes do you think we will need
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Dumb.
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I cannot lie, I was once a destie. I may still play destiny but I shall no longer post in the wrong sub forums. I have learnt the ways of the flood. I shall toast any bungie employees in sight.
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Bungie is the reason we're here bungie is the reason we fall, I do not fight for bungie, no, I fight for the one I worship, the one true god, we all must praise anarchy, we all must...HELIX
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*Offtopites
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You're so fūcking lame Dustin. All you do is shitpost for attention.
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Do we get t-shirts
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Yeah let's try to educate desticles I'm sure that'll work.
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[quote] [i]The Flood will rise again. [/i][/quote]
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Didn't even read lol Flood is dead, if I had an option to revive something it'd be floof
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FOR THE FLOOD
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