Here's another one: (over dramatized) Freshman Year: Rats overran the school. There were a ton. We even had rat gangs in the school, and rat classmates. So some students and teachers killed tons of rats. We killed so many that when the school got budget cuts we used the rat meat in "chicken" nuggets and even sold some to restaurants. Then there was the day the toilets (all of the ones in the school) turned into fountains like the ones in Las Vegas. I hope someone reads this while eating chicken nuggets.