Calling all Titans!
There has been an intruder into the Titans armory in the tower. Those floaty magic people that call themselves warlocks are attempting to steal and recreate our pride and joy... The Lightning grenade.
From the beginning of our Titans endeavors into the crucible combat we have dominated the battle fields with our objective and area control thanks to the Lightning grenade. We striker Titans are feared when we are seen in combat with the armamentarium on and rightfully so. This is what the Lightning grenade will do to your foes but now they will be in the hand of warlocks.
Those simple minded excuses for guardians will ruin the reputation of our legacy. They will not be able to fully grasp the power of these grenades and just not be able to grasp them in general because of their small small hands. We have interrupted their communications and on September 15 they will bring them to the battle field.
This gives us plenty of time to punish these traitors. As of now I urge all Titans to hunt down warlocks in the crucible and fist of panic them to kingdom come. Regardless of there is one or six of them you fly through the air with the power of our Titan ancestors and devastate their warlock children they will have with their warlockettes. Whether they have a shield or not fist them... Whether they are about to die or not fist them... Whether their bodies are lying there lifeless and cold.... FIST THEM!!!
Wow we are trending keep up the Titan love
---also not trying to say warlocks are OP or is Titans aren't just trying to spice up a nice rivalry :)
Maybe since they're stealing our beautiful grenades we should suggest a trade. What would be worth reading from the warlocks or even hunters for our mighty Lightning grenade?
I thank you all for keeping me very entertained at work today!! :)
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*cough* Tripmine is better *cough*.