Wtf is wrong with you?
[i][b]it's so simple. [/b][/i]
Pull her legs [i]behind[/i] her head.
Tie her hands together.
Place the apple in her mouth.
Season with man chowder to liking.
Roast for [i][b]13[/b][/i] minutes over an open flame.
Rotate slowly for 29 more minutes.
[i][b]cut open anus[/b][/i] and remove things.
Add corn cob to anus.
[b][i]enjoy![/i][/b]
[spoiler]you'll find other mom's [/spoiler]
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But what was the problem?
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The problem is not the problem, it's your [i]attitude about[/i] the problem.
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