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Edited by TUXZiTO:
7/11/2015 1:49:14 AM
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A toast to Kabr
Toast below, or share a few kind words about the Legend.
He used to wear live rattlesnakes as condoms
*toasts*
To Kabr!!
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3 RepliesDid I ever tell you about the time I went Sparrow racing with Kabr, but we were in a Darkness Zone? Well, Kabr throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Ishtar Sink for three days. Well, wouldn't you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Kabr decides to enter me in the Glimmer Cup, right, under the name Sparrow L-31R. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, 'Don't shoot him, he's an Exo.' To Kabr!!
