originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Swords for sale. For those who want a new sword but couldn't buy one from me, supply and demand my friends. Swords are numbered for convenience.
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Well I can pay for those prices, my company forgehand is worth over 2 trillion
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Umm was I buying the sword, or am I lost?
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You are buying the sword, drop the price, im also selling you these [b]shows a box full of the exact same copies [/b]
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Ok, got it, sorry. *checks box filled with copies* I'll buy the whole shipment for 10-20mil per package.
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"9 and 17 Please.." Brutus asked...
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Edited by IlluminatiHunter: 7/11/2015 3:00:14 PM#9: Chibi Obsidian; smallest sword of its kind, but packs a punch. The sword is infused with dragon blood, making any enemy that touches the blade ignite into black flames. #17: Void Sapphire; a darkness controlled sword which only the mightiest swordsmen can control. Cannot cut any physical objects, but instead cuts what cannot be cut, such as water, fire, light and darkness. Do you want these swords to purchase?
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"May I get both sir..?" He wondered
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Sure thing. *calculates total price* Total amount will be $23 458 400. Discount coupons are accepted.
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"Son of a bit-" He brought out a check book and wrote the money down. "That's like half of my savings but fine."
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Oh I forgot. I'm offering a little game. If you win, it's 75% off. Interested?
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"Ok...what is this game..?" He was interested.
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*pulls out gold and silver coin* A simple "left hand right hand" game. *tosses coins in air* *fires dual wield Uzi at coins in the air* *snatches coins mid air* Now, pick the gold coin.
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"Left hand..." He was unsure about it though..
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*opens left hand, revealing gold coin* Well, congratulations. That's 75% off.
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"Sold."
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[url=http://www.example.com][b][i][u]Can you tell me anything about the last three? In terms of power?[/u][/i][/b][/url]
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#20: Emerald Ryū; very durable, lightweight and pulses with energy. Although it's more like a dagger than a sword. #21: The saw; with the cutting power of a katana and the power of a chainsaw, this sword is a force to be reckoned with, if you're fighting light armoured forces. Anything higher and it's pretty laughable. #22: Chef's Blade; originated by a chef who loves cutting, this blade has been sharpened so much that it cuts through, I kid you not, almost any known metal on this planet. After a few uses it requires sharpening, so durability is quite weak. Also pretty heavy.
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[url=http://www.example.com][b][i][u]What about that purple one?[/u][/i][/b][/url]
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Number, please?
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[b]15[/b]
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15, 15... Ah, here we go. Death's Fate. Assuming you're fine with heavy weights, this sword is quite deadly. Just about everything is perfect about it. *shakes with fear* The only problem with this sword is... er... It kinda consumes your life force the more creatures you kill with it, which is why it's so over powered. Unless, the sword chooses you. Care to, umm... Try it out?
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[b][i][u]Grabs Sword[/u][/i][/b] [url=http://www.example.com][b][i]I have a healing factor, and I've sleep with Death. I think we'll be friends[/i][/b][/url]
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I know that, it's been on the news. The sword usually prevents healing factors, regardless of power, like superman and kryptonite. But the sword is pulsing with energy, much more than usual. Perhaps you are the one, but a final test is necessary. Ready?
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*opens door, unleashing giant* If you are the one, this should be no problem. If not, you die. I know you will not need it, but if you feel you will die, tell me. I will immediately put it unconscious. Now kill it. Prove your worthiness. [b]*the giant attacks*[/b]