Toast below, or share a few kind words about the Legend.
He used to wear live rattlesnakes as condoms
*toasts*
To Kabr!!
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Did I ever tell you about the time Kabr took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off lookin’ for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Kabr takes me into a vacant lot and says, “Here we are!” Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Kabr yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them!'