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Edited by TUXZiTO:
7/11/2015 1:49:14 AM
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A toast to Kabr
Toast below, or share a few kind words about the Legend.
He used to wear live rattlesnakes as condoms
*toasts*
To Kabr!!
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1 ReplySo I invited Kabr to go get a drink and he said he couldn't.. He seemed really distracted so I asked him if he was ok... He said "yea man I've just been trying to figure out a solution to this thorn problem in my crucible but I think I found an answer on Venus" a couple days later he sent me a txt that just said "it has a infinite loop!" and that's the last I heard...* A toast to Kabr* For making the ultimate sacrifice to provide an answer for any problem.
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Without him, we wouldn't be getting the precious Vex
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1 ReplyHis armor is the coolest looking armor in the game.
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1 ReplyTo Kabr, the OG hero of the Destiny universe.
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2 RepliesTo Kabr and those of you erased from time. Without your sacrifice, we would never have been able to kill the Templar or Atheon
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3 RepliesDid I ever tell you about the time I went Sparrow racing with Kabr, but we were in a Darkness Zone? Well, Kabr throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Ishtar Sink for three days. Well, wouldn't you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Kabr decides to enter me in the Glimmer Cup, right, under the name Sparrow L-31R. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, 'Don't shoot him, he's an Exo.' To Kabr!!
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1 ReplyI once saw Kabr put his dick through a vex portal and slap a vex from the past
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He was that guy who goes off on his own and dies
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17 RepliesYou do realize he didn't solo it. He lost his team in the Vault, then his mind. He was actually a bit of a loser.
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Kabr vs chuck norris [spoiler]kabr[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou look cute today
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2 RepliesEdited by Vytlo: 7/12/2015 1:27:28 AMSo is now a bad time to tell you I know how Kabr actually died. Sorry my timing is way off I got sent through a vex portal and came out just now. I used to be called Dredgen Yor. *Toasts to Kabr* p.s. How the hell did everyone get my gun, I built this thing by hand?!
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2 RepliesThanks.
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4 RepliesRumor has it before Kabr was resurrected he was a human known as Chuck Norris [spoiler]the only Guardian ever to have a beard[/spoiler]
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Edited by dungeonmonkey169: 7/12/2015 12:54:58 AMWho's Kabr? Oh you mean that really important guy that made it possible to defeat Atheon in the Vault of glass by constructing the relics and also supposedly has a secret hideout on Mercury which we never saw in actual gameplay? Never heard of him.
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7 RepliesDid I ever tell you about the time Kabr took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off lookin’ for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Kabr takes me into a vacant lot and says, “Here we are!” Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Kabr yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them!'
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3 RepliesI remember one time Kabr took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Kabr got splashed! So Kabr yells, I’m Kabr and no one gets me wet! So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, “How do you like it?!” And then damn if Kabr didn’t step in there and finish the show!
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3 RepliesSucks becuase in Destiny's original story line you actually fought ALONGSIDE Kabr and you actually saw him sacrifice himself to make the Aegis.
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His new armor label is fire
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1 ReplyWe were in a space battle with the Fallen and running low on heavy orbital rounds for our ships' main gun to fire. Kabr walked up to the Guardian firing the gun and said, "Load me". He preceded to Should Charge from the ships main gun right through a Fallen Ketch with the shields up. *toasts* To Kabr!
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People say Kabr created the Aegis....... By asking a dead goblin
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9 RepliesHere's to you And here's to me The best of guardians we'll ever be If anyone disagrees [b]f[/b]uck em and here's to we Here's to the relic That smashes the vex That defies time, reality and is straight up hax Gentlemen, to Kabr Now let's drink to the light of his star
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Edited by I AM NOT BYF: 7/11/2015 5:09:16 PMThe greatest and bravest of all, wish he was here today, may he feel the warmth from our light and the strength of our souls within his sacred armour, fight well old one, and may you be remembered. *Toasts* May the Aegis forever be in our favour. Edit: got a load of likes on this, decided to make it neater.
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To Kabr!!!
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6 RepliesFor the watch
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I'll put it in the toaster
