Nerf everything except hand cannons and shotguns by 100%.
Buff hand cannons and shotguns by 200%.
Thorn has increased range and target acquisition.
Mark of the Devourer does three times DOT.
Gjallahorn now can recharge ammo and has max ammo on spawn.
Gjallarhorn now has smart seeker rockets making it so they never hit anything except for the target.
Wolf Pack rounds do 100% more damage and there are twice as may.
Wolf Pack rounds will seek targets who are across the map.
Shotguns have maxed range and all have hidden perk, shot package.
Titans no longer can charge super.
Hunters have increased armor with activated supers.
Hunters have maxed agility.
Warlocks no longer recharge grenade ability but instead have infinite grenades.
Warlocks can self resurrect at all times with both sub classes.
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[quote]Nerf everything except hand cannons and shotguns by 100%. Buff hand cannons and shotguns by 200%. Thorn has increased range and target acquisition. Mark of the Devourer does three times DOT. Gjallahorn now can recharge ammo and has max ammo on spawn. Gjallarhorn now has smart seeker rockets making it so they never hit anything except for the target. Wolf Pack rounds do 100% more damage and there are twice as may. Wolf Pack rounds will seek targets who are across the map. Shotguns have maxed range and all have hidden perk, shot package. Titans no longer can charge super. Hunters have increased armor with activated supers. Hunters have maxed agility. Warlocks no longer recharge grenade ability but instead have infinite grenades. Warlocks can self resurrect at all times with both sub classes.[/quote]
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Does this mean that Titans [b]always[/b] have their super if they cannot charge it?
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Then I digress, you sir are a bad troll
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Lol. The entire post is based on satire. So, yes, I decided to post everything that would piss people off.
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I actually liked what you put just to piss off people but then... RIP Titans
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I picture the one meme where he asks how to make a better destiny and the one guy who says why not balance the weapons gets thrown out the window
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Yes! That's awesome
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Yes please
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