Titles says it all. You run Bungie for a day what would you do?
+200 replies. I think a lot of people want to run Bungie
+300 replies. Will we run Bungie someday?
+500 replies. We are trending and Bungie is jelly!
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I'd find the "secret files" and spend the day making copies.
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Can't do nothing but mess up bungie in a day.
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Get rid of all gay players[spoiler]jkjkjkjkjk[/spoiler]
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One thing and one thing only dedicated servers. Enough said
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Edited by breen: 7/11/2015 12:10:40 AM[quote]Far below Bungie studios, Activi$ion has set something motion. A wallet eating machine transforming Destiny into another link in international cash grab. These bastards must must be stopped, and the c[i][b]u[/b][/i]nt that controls them, destroyed.[/quote] Destroy that c[b][i]u[/i][/b]nt
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Bring back my old Devil You Know an "accidentally" forget to delete the next day for cheating
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I would tell everyone what happened the last year of development .....why everything changed ....no for real I would like to know....no hate or anything, I like the game and play it a lot , it's just that it's obvious that something happen (and all you kids with your conspiracy theories don't even start, because no one outside of Bungie really knows, especially some anonymous redit user.) and my curiosity is getting the better of me.....like if I was president it would be Area 51 .
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I would fire whoever the f[b]u[/b]ck decided to nerf auto rifles
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order people to revamp the bosses
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- Force Xur to sell Gjallarhorn. - spoil all the upcoming DLCs for myself by looking at what is planned - load up with as much swag as possible - find a bona fide cheater and personally swing the banhammer - alter the gorgons sound so that if you listen [i]really[/i] closely, you can hear them singing Tiny Tim songs
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Edited by inelegantwaster: 7/11/2015 12:42:49 AMI'd make it rain everywhere(I'm English, it's normal) I'd host a simultaneous hog roast in the tower and the reef (beer's on the cryptarchs, both of the blue buggers) therefore sir you can get rain. Bacon and beer all in 1 day...(GMT only)
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Fire DeeJ
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Figure out wtf happened and why... Realize that how things turned out was the most logical in the end... And at the last minute edit my favorite stuff to have the exact perks I wanted to drop...
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Fire deej and Luke smith
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Mmmmmmmm Reduce experience gained from bounties Bring back the annoying bounties Make more DLC Invent a net below players screens so money will be caught when said money is thrown Buff thorn, Gjallarhorn and TLW but make them harder to get Reward MLG no life's by giving them the back of my hand Include green items in end game RNG loot table Hmmm....make trials flawless run increased by 20 flawless matches. Yes, perfect
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-bring in new content (few planets, guns, armor, and the like) -price it at $15 -release it -watch as people complain about it because that's all they do -hang noose
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Give everyone a 347 vesta dynasty as a bungie day gift( delayed)
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Hire the old crew back that worked on the Halo series and went to 343, dissolve affiliation with Activision, put company funds toward in-house publishing company.
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Shut it down. Erase it like skynet.
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Pizza and tater tots for everyone
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Declassify all their secrets, including their plan to take over the world
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Buff auto rifles and make fusion rifles to how they used to be. That's all.
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Spend the day getting bungie to fix common game bugs that have been here from the start
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Go to a bar and brag and pick up some skanks.
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Remove hand cannons.
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Im -blam!-ing TAKING Halo back god damn it!!!!!! -blam!- you microdick!!!!!!