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7/10/2015 4:53:50 AM
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Just put a piece of bread on the wound and tie it with licorice.
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And if I'm short of breath?
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An Ice cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade will take away your shortest of breaths.
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But how about if my parachute didn't inflate?
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Eat beans and the gas it will create inside will cause you to slowly float to the earth.
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Giant scorpions?
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Pour boiling soup on the scorpions until they are perfectly cooked.
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Food poisoning?
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Drink a bottle of hot sauce and it will purge your body
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Athlete's foot?
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Greek yogurt cures that.
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Jungle fever?
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Edited by KiNg_george19: 7/10/2015 5:27:40 AMOranges have lots of vitamin c. Vitamin c builds the immune system. So it stands to reason that eating oranges would get rid of the sickness.
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Alzheimerz?
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Coffee reduces the risk of alzeimers by 60%[spoiler]i think it's something like that anyways[/spoiler]
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What if I already have it?
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Just keep drinking
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Coffee isn't really a food though...
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According to that logic, neither is lemonade which I used quite a while ago and you didn't say anything about that.
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I forgot...
