After a long period of in depth planning I've discovered a sure fire way to turn Florida into a functional and habitable region of the U.S.
So first I needed inspiration, and when I think of a well running economic monolith I think of The Korean Peninsula, what an exemplary way to run a country!
http://imgur.com/KVR2fcS.jpg
To the North you have an awe inspiring view into the perfect world of communism, while to the south you can see a democratic nation with free trade and elected officials
Maybe you see a resemblance in the geography?
http://imgur.com/dchCHrb.jpg
How about now?
http://imgur.com/sab4hyc.jpg
Clearly there's some room for improvement, I suggest to Rick Scott that we remodel the country to further imitate the perfection seen in the Koreas. First we institute communist government in northern Florida while deregulating all commerce in the southern half.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, I'll let you pick up your jaw now
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How about we just take money out of government?