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Edited by Brandon4K210: 9/16/2015 4:24:22 PM
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LETTERS TO ATHEON: 4 of 4

This is the fourth and final letter to Atheon. [i] Dear Atheon, Do robots have muscles? I see you flex all the time, but I thought your kind don't have muscles. Anyways, why do you act like you send us to the past and the future? Because if you really sent us to the future, wouldn't you already be dead? So as soon as you send us to the future, we should get the loot from you, because technically your already dead in the past (Not the past past, but the present, but not the present we are in now since you sent us to the future.) Anyways, please tell your oracle to shut up, just for once in your robotic life time. How long is your robot life by the way? I'm guess not very long since you have to keep sending guardians in the past to relieve your childhood memories. You had some messed up friends. Why is it when I run through a teleporter, it won't send me back to the present? And why do I get so sleepy, I start to close my eyes unless someone wakes me up with the "Relic." I think your robot magic has a major side effect, you might want to think about using a different magic. Anyways, I hope this letter finds you well Atheon. P.S. I knew you were my favourite all along Atheon. Yours Truly, Brandon4K210 [/i] LETTER TO ATHEON: 1 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/108301939[/url] LETTER TO ATHEON: 2 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/108688076/0/0[/url] LETTER TO ATHEON: 3 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/108965426/0/0[/url] LETTER TO CROTA: 1 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/106570312/0/0/1[/url] LETTER TO CROTA: 2 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/106582340[/url] LETTER TO CROTA: 3 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/106829895/0/0[/url] LETTER TO CROTA: 4 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/107068003/0/0[/url] LETTERS TO SKOLAS - COMING SOON!!! [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/154043599[/url]

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  • Edited by FOEHAMMER51: 7/8/2015 4:38:46 PM
    Dear Atheon, I have a confession. Yesterday afternoon, I snuck into the Vault of Glass to kill you. I know I texted last night that I couldn't raid, but the truth is I was there. We do this every week, but I may have been a little early. When the door opened, I saw you... Dancing in the shower and singing "Time after Time". I was so shocked I couldn't move or even breathe. You sang for what must have been an eternity. The worst part of it...well, I saw the photo. I get crushes, but you sang to that photo of the Queen for 3 HOURS. You cried half the time in the shower. You need to talk with someone. This isn't healthy, and as your frienemy I can't bear to see you like this. Sincerely, Your Friend FoeHammer.

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