With the recent ruling on gay marriage, this had me thinking; why can't I marry waifu? It's because of discrimination against 2d people. This [b]must stop[/b]. Discrimination is very wrong.
To get [b][i]true[/i][/b] equality I must be able to get legally married to my waifu. Not only that, but polygamy should be legalized across the globe to allow anybody to marry their waifu, even if they're already married.
[b]BE THE CHANGE![/b]
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She's not real so you can't marry her.