Ask away, Guardians!
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[spoiler]EDIT: No, I'm the Queen's other chest. I'm the more important chest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EDIT: 500 REPLIES! KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMING, GUARDIANS!
EDIT: 700 REPLIES! SO MANY QUESTIONS, AND MANY TO COME( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! Looks like RNGesus and Cayde-6 have also made an appearance too!
EDIT: WE'RE TRENDING BOYS AND GIRLS... AND CHESTS!
EDIT: 830 REPLIES! Looks like Aksor has visited us aswell! Keep the questions coming and let's reach 1,000!
EDIT: Looks like we've also had Skolas and the Queen visit us aswell! Yummy.
EDIT: 1,000 REPLIES! ORYX HAS ALSO MADE AN APPEARANCE!
(Also, don't poop on me.)
EDIT: A wild Xûr has appeared! Also, thank you for the 1,100 replies!
EDIT: Its been 5 days guardians... But I'm back. Thank you for the 1,200 replies.
(Looks like Cayde-6 is still hiding in one of the chests. Be careful.)
EDIT: Made the sections into spoilers so that you don't have to scroll down a wall of text. Thanks for 1,300 too!
EDIT: Thank you for 1,500![/spoiler]
========== APPEARANCES ==========
[spoiler]-RNGesus
-Cayde-6
-Aksor
-The Queen ;)
-Oryx
-Xûr
-Skolas
-Taniks
-Crota
-Loot Cave
-Vekis, King Baron
-Toland[/spoiler]
========== QUOTES ==========
[spoiler]"Tell everyone how great I am"
-Taniks
"I don't know why but every time I see you I get a [i]Hard Light[/i] that can be interpreted in a couple of ways :)"
-CP Vortex[/spoiler]
========== HELPERS ==========
[spoiler]-Skolas
-Oryx[/spoiler]
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What are you planning with all those keys?!!? Who is it that always locks you back up after we plunder your goods?
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[i]Cheerish your rewards, Guardians.[/i] [i]For in the end, they will not help you against my[/i] [b]wrath.[/b]
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So, all that golden stuff in that room..... When do we get that? And how come the Osiris chest has you beat 1kX over?
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Why do you always give me the mark of a kellslayer. At first I didnt mind. I needed new towels. But now I have them in all my bathrooms and even some in the kitchen!
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Saladin asked me Could we take u as a prize for People worthy in IB
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Why cant i get any fallen themed weapons from you.
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Thx for some good loots but there are exotic weps that you cannot still give like thorn aga and bad juju
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Where's my damn ram helmet?
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I'm not gonna lie PoE took a while one time and I opened you because I had to go
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Can I please have 10 more auto rifles?
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I would like to be able to wear a dress like Bruce Jenner and carry a bad @$$ gun
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Why so much rocket launcher???
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If i do lvl 34 this evening...will u give me a hawkmoon?!
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Can I have the cipher already? I run out of keys to open your ass up, I mean open you up.
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Give me the exotic I'm lacking already :'(
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Y do your rewards suck so bad
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Oh Sh*t! A talking bathtub
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You have not given any exotics to me since the first run on all three characters. I keep trying to get nighthawk and purifier robes. People say they get these in your chest but I'm starting to think that's a bunch of crap...
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I noticed when the glimmer disappears there is a little water at the bottom, are you literally a shiny gold bath tub?
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Stop giving me sh** awards
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Is bungie gonna fix where you can get the shared more than once?
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I've got: celestial nighthawk, lucky razzberry, ghorn, and no land beyond. Still got to do it on my warlock. Thanks for the good and the bad.
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Y u no give exotic?
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Can I poop in you???
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╭☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ you wunt sem fok, bby \ . .\ \ \ / ╰U╯\
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Should I wear make up next time I open you? I should look pretty if all you are going to do is f*** m*