Ask away, Guardians!
========== EDITS ==========
[spoiler]EDIT: No, I'm the Queen's other chest. I'm the more important chest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EDIT: 500 REPLIES! KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMING, GUARDIANS!
EDIT: 700 REPLIES! SO MANY QUESTIONS, AND MANY TO COME( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! Looks like RNGesus and Cayde-6 have also made an appearance too!
EDIT: WE'RE TRENDING BOYS AND GIRLS... AND CHESTS!
EDIT: 830 REPLIES! Looks like Aksor has visited us aswell! Keep the questions coming and let's reach 1,000!
EDIT: Looks like we've also had Skolas and the Queen visit us aswell! Yummy.
EDIT: 1,000 REPLIES! ORYX HAS ALSO MADE AN APPEARANCE!
(Also, don't poop on me.)
EDIT: A wild Xûr has appeared! Also, thank you for the 1,100 replies!
EDIT: Its been 5 days guardians... But I'm back. Thank you for the 1,200 replies.
(Looks like Cayde-6 is still hiding in one of the chests. Be careful.)
EDIT: Made the sections into spoilers so that you don't have to scroll down a wall of text. Thanks for 1,300 too!
EDIT: Thank you for 1,500![/spoiler]
========== APPEARANCES ==========
[spoiler]-RNGesus
-Cayde-6
-Aksor
-The Queen ;)
-Oryx
-Xûr
-Skolas
-Taniks
-Crota
-Loot Cave
-Vekis, King Baron
-Toland[/spoiler]
========== QUOTES ==========
[spoiler]"Tell everyone how great I am"
-Taniks
"I don't know why but every time I see you I get a [i]Hard Light[/i] that can be interpreted in a couple of ways :)"
-CP Vortex[/spoiler]
========== HELPERS ==========
[spoiler]-Skolas
-Oryx[/spoiler]
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You're the queens.... Chest? Eyyyyyyyy. Can I motorboat?
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How many dead bodies could I fit into you? Both full and dismembered.
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Are you related to the Ark of the Covenant? I got a Raiders of the Lost Ark vibe when I first saw you.
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Can you bless me with Monte Carlo please!
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Read this and thought of boobies. /has a sad now
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Thanks for my fourth horseman
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You've never gave me a exotic why not.
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Are you going to spit out a hawkmoon for me or should I not bother?
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Will you please give me something other than the techun force.
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Thanks for giving my friend Thunderlord as his first exotic.
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Spread em wide and show me the goods bebe
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You gave me my first Gjalahorn! :)
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Y u no drop exotics for me
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I hear you only take shiny keys as payment to open you wide and take what's inside. You filthy whore.
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Thanks got a Gjallahorn from you:)
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You give me MIDA Multi-Tool for all of my Guardians. Screw you.
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What made you give me a Gally on my first PoE run? I'm thankful, but ever so curious.
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The Queen's [i]"chest"[/i] huh? Hm...
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Give me elder cipher. I want the lord of wolves.
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Why are you full of shit ?
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Why do you hate me so much that you gave me hardlight
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Why do you give me the same tier rewards if finish 28 PoE and the same for 35 PoE
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Where do you keep the good loot?