Ask away, Guardians!
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[spoiler]EDIT: No, I'm the Queen's other chest. I'm the more important chest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EDIT: 500 REPLIES! KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMING, GUARDIANS!
EDIT: 700 REPLIES! SO MANY QUESTIONS, AND MANY TO COME( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! Looks like RNGesus and Cayde-6 have also made an appearance too!
EDIT: WE'RE TRENDING BOYS AND GIRLS... AND CHESTS!
EDIT: 830 REPLIES! Looks like Aksor has visited us aswell! Keep the questions coming and let's reach 1,000!
EDIT: Looks like we've also had Skolas and the Queen visit us aswell! Yummy.
EDIT: 1,000 REPLIES! ORYX HAS ALSO MADE AN APPEARANCE!
(Also, don't poop on me.)
EDIT: A wild Xûr has appeared! Also, thank you for the 1,100 replies!
EDIT: Its been 5 days guardians... But I'm back. Thank you for the 1,200 replies.
(Looks like Cayde-6 is still hiding in one of the chests. Be careful.)
EDIT: Made the sections into spoilers so that you don't have to scroll down a wall of text. Thanks for 1,300 too!
EDIT: Thank you for 1,500![/spoiler]
========== APPEARANCES ==========
[spoiler]-RNGesus
-Cayde-6
-Aksor
-The Queen ;)
-Oryx
-Xûr
-Skolas
-Taniks
-Crota
-Loot Cave
-Vekis, King Baron
-Toland[/spoiler]
========== QUOTES ==========
[spoiler]"Tell everyone how great I am"
-Taniks
"I don't know why but every time I see you I get a [i]Hard Light[/i] that can be interpreted in a couple of ways :)"
-CP Vortex[/spoiler]
========== HELPERS ==========
[spoiler]-Skolas
-Oryx[/spoiler]
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On behalf of my friend to whom you gave gally to I thank you
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Thanks for 2 jellohorns
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Can you give me Her Benevolence again? Sniper is #2Bomb and I can't seem to get it anymore. ;___;
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Do you do anal?
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My chest are better than yours AND don't require a key!
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Queen's chest why do u always give me motes and a pooppy queen's weapon even do i KILL skolas just to OPEN YOU. Next time i will kill you then get treasure from Skolas at least he gives me an elders cifer and a wolf's leash II
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does the queen have small nipples. i see her as a small nipple type of person.
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Edited by YxolloxY: 7/8/2015 5:14:31 AMahh I always thought the queen had a nice che.. oh wait you're the useless one that always gives me crap legendaries...
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Why are you all complaining about getting exotics? I get the damn class item and useless weapon every time
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Go seek attention somewhere else
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You look cute today
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Can I get something other than a dragons breath? already got 3 from Poe....
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Why do you give crap rewards? I got a Dragon's Breath, No Land Beyond, No Land Beyond, and a vanilla Warlock armor in the 20+ times I've opened you.
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Can I have a tit wan... oops sorry yep wrong chest!
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Thanks for the 4th horseman i got the first week!
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Get outta here scrub
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Can I get another Her Mercy? I almost have enough to make a 12 month calendar.
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You're the least interesting chest I've ever seen. Open it up and nothing worthwhile inside.
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Where's my elder cipher drop to continue the bounty?
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Your pink weapons clash with my Dead Orbit goth vibe...do you have something in a black or maybe grey?
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Where are your nipples?
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Give me the damn Last Word already.
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I just want Ice Breaker. It's the gun I want the most right now, and I don't even have Ghorn
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Where's my bones biatch?
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Queens weapons suck
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Another one of these?