Ask away, Guardians!
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[spoiler]EDIT: No, I'm the Queen's other chest. I'm the more important chest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EDIT: 500 REPLIES! KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMING, GUARDIANS!
EDIT: 700 REPLIES! SO MANY QUESTIONS, AND MANY TO COME( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! Looks like RNGesus and Cayde-6 have also made an appearance too!
EDIT: WE'RE TRENDING BOYS AND GIRLS... AND CHESTS!
EDIT: 830 REPLIES! Looks like Aksor has visited us aswell! Keep the questions coming and let's reach 1,000!
EDIT: Looks like we've also had Skolas and the Queen visit us aswell! Yummy.
EDIT: 1,000 REPLIES! ORYX HAS ALSO MADE AN APPEARANCE!
(Also, don't poop on me.)
EDIT: A wild Xûr has appeared! Also, thank you for the 1,100 replies!
EDIT: Its been 5 days guardians... But I'm back. Thank you for the 1,200 replies.
(Looks like Cayde-6 is still hiding in one of the chests. Be careful.)
EDIT: Made the sections into spoilers so that you don't have to scroll down a wall of text. Thanks for 1,300 too!
EDIT: Thank you for 1,500![/spoiler]
========== APPEARANCES ==========
[spoiler]-RNGesus
-Cayde-6
-Aksor
-The Queen ;)
-Oryx
-Xûr
-Skolas
-Taniks
-Crota
-Loot Cave
-Vekis, King Baron
-Toland[/spoiler]
========== QUOTES ==========
[spoiler]"Tell everyone how great I am"
-Taniks
"I don't know why but every time I see you I get a [i]Hard Light[/i] that can be interpreted in a couple of ways :)"
-CP Vortex[/spoiler]
========== HELPERS ==========
[spoiler]-Skolas
-Oryx[/spoiler]
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Edited by DARTH DEAFSTAR: 7/23/2015 6:11:54 PMI hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my sparrow in it!
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Can you give me a exotic banana
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When can i have the last word
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People used to get gear from me.
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y u no giv exotics?
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Your the Queens boobs?
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QUEEN TEETAYS
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Y u no give me something good?
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The lyrics for today's post is brought to you by me. This shizz is original. This is for all ya'll who's had to deal with that annoying kid in yer party. Yea you know what I'm spit'n Hurr we go! Artist: drune85 Title: GTFO Sruuuuuuub Album: Drune for prez Drop the beat! Turn that bass up! Once met a kid. His name was Dark Ninjanut He said he wanted crota he had the Ghorn He came in the group, he sound like he had no nuts And then we got the sword time to drop crota. But punk ninjanut said he had no rockets..... WTF! WTF! GTFO! Scruuuuuuub! WTF! WTF! GTFO! Scruuuuuuuuub! Now this any the end. In his whinny voice he said Mom not now! I'll brush my teeth later He said he needed to go back to town and buy some rockets We gave the guy a chance and waited for him while dancing 5 mins later he came on the mic with his whinny girl voice and said Ah man, sorry guys. I got no glimmer what am I gonna do? WTF! WTF! GTFO! Scruuuuuuuub! WTF! WTF! GTFO! Sruuuuuuuuuub! Moral of the story if you see this kid Dark NinjaNut Don't invite him to the party don't listen to his posts Some kids can play destiny but this cat needs to stick to Pokemon! Peace out!
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Id like to open them😏👙
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Edited by Buddy: 7/20/2015 2:31:08 AMCan I help, no promises I won't kill anyone tho... [spoiler]i will give guardians a fist to the face [/spoiler]
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Do u still give exotic weapons
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Hi dude
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So, Cup size? I'm thinking B.
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Why do you give out the most shit loot possible?
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How the f**k can you talk?
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Gally?
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Y the fu(k do u give me the goddamn auto rifle 5x in a row
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puh-leaseeeeeee given me Her Benevolence!
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Take you for giving me a Gallahorn on my first visit to you. Had no idea how good this gun was when I first got it.
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Can you drop exotics more often? But thanks for all the Queen's Weapons!
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Edited by mrpatriot: 7/19/2015 11:35:20 PMWhy did you give me TWO Hawkmoons before the nerf was announced?
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Can I hide my porn in there
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I would love a her benevolence
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Thanks for my 365 Gjallarhorn on my first 28 Prison of Elders
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Thx for gally but give me benevolence now!!