I have been diagnosed with or have caught;
Achondroplasia
Acne
AIDS
Albinism
Alcoholic hepatitis
Allergy
Alopecia
Alzheimer's disease
Amblyopia
Amebiasis
Anemia
Aneurdu
Anorexia
Anosmia
Anotia
Anthrax
Appendicitis
Apraxia
Argyria
Arthritis
Aseptic meningitis
Asthenia
Asthma
Astigmatism
Atherosclerosis
Athetosis
Atrophy
Bacterial meningitis
Barack Obama syndrome
Beriberi
Biebertitis
Black Death
Botulism
Breast cancer
Bronchitis
Brucellosis
Bubonic plague
Bunion
Bella killer
Calculi
Campylobacter infection
Cancer
Candidiasis
Carbon monoxide poisoning
Celiacs disease
Cerebral palsy
Chagas' disease
Chalazion
Chancroid
Chavia
Cherubism
Chickenpox
Chlamydia
Chlamydia trachomatis
Cholera
Chordoma
Chorea
Chronic fatigue syndrome
Circadian rhythm sleep disorder
Coccidioidomycosis
Colitis
Common cold
Condylomata
Congestive heart disease
Coronary heart disease
Cowpox
Cretinism
Crohn's Disease
Dengue
Diabetes mellitus
Diphtheria
Diarrhea
Dehydration
Ear infection
Ebola
Encephalitis
Emphysema
Epilepsy
Erectile dysfunction,
Foodborne illness
Gangrene
Gastroenteritis
Genital herpes
GERD
Goitre
Gonorrhea
Heart disease
Hepatitis A
Hepatitis B
Hepatitis C
Hepatitis D
Hepatitis E
Hepatitis F (Childhood Herpes)
Histiocytosis (Childhood Cancer)
HIV
Human papillomavirus
Huntington's disease
Hypermetropia
Hyperopia
Hyperthyroidism
Hypothermia
Hypothyroid
Hypotonia
Impetigo
Infertility
Influenza,
Interstitial cystitis
Iritis, Iron-deficiency anemia
Irritable bowel syndrome
Ignious Syndrome
Jaundice
Keloids
Kuru
Kwashiorkor
Laryngitis
Lead poisoning
Leaking scrotum syndrome
Legionellosis
Leishmaniasis
Leprosy
Leptospirosis
Listeriosis
Leukemia
Lice
Loiasis
Lung cancer
Lupus erythematosus
Lyme disease
Lymphogranuloma venereum
Lymphoma
Malaria
Marburg fever
Measles
Melanoma
Melioidosis
Metastatic cancer
Ménière's disease
Meningitis
Migraine
Mononucleosis
Multiple myeloma,
Multiple sclerosis
Mumps
Muscular dystrophy
Myasthenia gravis
Myelitis
Myoclonus
Myopia
Myxedema
Morquio Syndrome
Mattticular syndrome
Neoplasm
Non-gonococcal urethritis
Necrotizing Fasciitis
Night blindness
Obesity
One Infection
Osteoarthritis
Osteoporosis
Otitis
Palindromic rheumatism
Paratyphoid fever
Parkinson's disease
Pelvic inflammatory disease
Peritonitis
Periodontal disease
Pertussis
Phenylketonuria
Plague
Poliomyelitis
Porphyria
Progeria
Prostatitis
Psittacosis
Psoriasis
Pubic lice
Pulmonary embolism
Pilia
Q fever
Ques fever
Rabies
Repetitive strain injury
Rheumatic fever
Rheumatic heart
Rheumatism
Rheumatoid arthritis
Rickets
Rift Valley fever
Rocky Mountain spotted fever
Rubella
Salmonellosis
Sandy vagina
Scabies
Scarlet fever
Sciatica
Scleroderma
Scrapie
Scurvy
Sepsis
Septicemia
SARS
Shin splints
Shingles
Sickle-cell anemia
Siderosis
SIDS
Silicosis
Smallpox
Stevens-Johnson syndrome
Stomach flu
Stomach ulcers
Strabismus
Strep throat
Streptococcal infection
Swag
Synovitis
Syphilis
Swine influenza
Schizophrenia
Taeniasis
Tay-Sachs disease
Tennis elbow
Teratoma
Tetanus
Thalassaemia
Thrush
Thymoma
Tinnitus
Tonsillitis
Tooth decay
Toxic shock syndrome
Trichinosis
Trichomoniasis
Trisomy
Tuberculosis
Tularemia
Tungiasis
Typhoid fever
Typhus
Tumor
Ulcerative colitis
Ulcers
Uremia
Urticaria
Uveitis
Vaginal warts
Varicella
Varicose veins
Vasovagal syncope
Vitiligo
Von Hippel-Lindau disease
Viral fever
Viral meningitis
Warkany syndrome
Warts
Watkins
Yellow fever
Yersiniosis
Zygamantis
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