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Edited by Gordeezy8: 7/5/2015 11:20:14 PM
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The Arbiter & Skolas

[b]MY ORGINAL STORY:[/b] https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/109496796/0/0/1 The Arbiter standing there on the blood soaked sand. Sweat dripping down onto down his chiseled grey skin while staring down the Fallen scum Skolas, another Desticle. Earlier, the two were engaged in a heated battle with one another with both being heavily injured, bleeding, executed. Arbiter acknowledged,Skolas, strength and Skolas in his incomprehensive tongue agreed. The two then proceeded to short hands gratefully accepting the draw, but on the other side of the glass members of 343 Industries, Bungie, and Activision sat in dissatisfaction to what they just have witness. As members of 343 argued that The Arbiter should’ve won by default, members at Bungie begged to differ, exclaiming that Skolas should’ve crush the Sangheili with his thumb. Tension flared higherbetween the Flood and Desticles while Activison plotedhow they would come up with more overpriced DLC’s. Out of no where in his pearly white drapes, DeeJ step in and enlightened the whole room with his glorious presence. Everyone, both Flood and Desticle where enlightened by the savior DeeJ. His grace then rolled back his eyes then raised his hands above his shoulder dramatically until the room became encased in light. Back on the field, Skolas while still shaking Arbiter’s hand grabs the incredible attractive Sangheili and tossed in him a pile of rocks. The Desticle began to laugh while readying his cannon to kill Arbiter. When he got over towards Arby’s spot, he was stabbed in the crotch by an Energy Blade, causing Skolas to limp back in pain as purple liquids leak from his testicles. Skolas removed the blade and fired his overpowered cannon at Arbiter hell bent on killing him. As Arby hid behind the rocks, he noticed he had one last sticky grenade left. He knew what he had to do. With the courage of ten thousand Sangheili, Arbiter leap up in the air in the direction of Skolas and ready the sticky grenade while yelling “DIE YOU -blam!-ING DESTICLE!” then took cover and waited for the smoke to clear. Defeated, Skolas laid there dead with Abry emerging victorious and just as Arby let’s out his battle cry, Skolas, who still appears to be alive slowly reach for the Energy Sword. Just before Skolas could make a move, he is shot by a Sniper Rifle System 99 Anti-Matériel. Shot dead by not other than Master Chief, who was silently watching in canyon. Chief nodded at The Arbiter and Arby nodded back, and as The Chief put his sniper away he walked off while muttering, “See ya in Halo 5, Covenant mother-blam!-er.”
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