Chuck Norris is a old senile man, and people who still care about him are autistic people trying to be funny by posting chuck Norris jokes that were never funny to begin with.
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[quote]CultOfKujo is a old senile man, and people who still care about him are autistic people trying to be funny by posting CultOfKujo jokes that were never funny to begin with.[/quote]
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Dude stop being such a CultOfKujo.
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He isn't senile, and barely old. I understand you're mad, but he is actually a great man. People just took it like how the Aztecs first looked at rain. Now we have Tlaloc.
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Edited by Guardian0897: 10/6/2015 12:58:52 PMChuck Norris is 75 years old... Plus what am I mad at? I don't even remember, how in the hell did you manage to find this forum post that has been dead for like 3 months... The -blam!-?
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No, i'm serious, how.
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Boredom, my friend. It drives many people to do stupid things...
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You would literally have to scroll through tens of thousands of posts...
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Like I said, boredom.
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You have too much time on your hands...
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I get that a lot...
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Ahh, a Bruce Lee fan. Furry muff.
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I never even watched a Bruce lee movie.
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[quote]I never even watched a Bruce lee movie.[/quote] ... ... ... What?
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I repeat, i have never watched a Bruce lee movie, i'm sorry that i'm not like you, not everybody has the same taste.
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Chuck Norris will Round house kick you in the back of the face
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Yeah he will try, but then his back would break, because he's a senior citizen, you idiot.
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I hope chuck roundhouse kicks you
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Edited by Tastycow5: 7/8/2015 4:56:24 PM*grabs popcorn* dis gon be good
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Edited by Guardian0897: 7/6/2015 2:07:54 AMIf he would do that half of his bones in his body would break.
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[quote]If he would do that half of his bones in his body would break.[/quote] Half of *your bones would break
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*all of your bones would break*
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Edited by Guardian0897: 7/6/2015 2:37:08 AMHave you every seen or heard of a 75 year old man beating someone up and/or breaking their bones in hand to hand combat?
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Actually yes ive also seen a 80 year old man dual weild pistols
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And who was that?