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Edited by Tyrant_Dom:
8/19/2015 7:54:39 PM
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What is the best insult you've heard?
In Destiny or elsewhere. Insult that made you laugh the most!!
Edit: These are great Guardians keep em coming!
Edit 2: Mandatory 100 reply edit (Holy sh*t this got popular)
Edit 3: Woke up to 300 replies! Dayum.
Edit 4: There is too much win in some of these. Cookies for all!!!
Edit 5: We broke 500 replies you sexy beasts you!!!
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1 ReplySon of a motherless goat
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11 RepliesYOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!
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I will punch your shit in!
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3 RepliesSomeone called crota..... a come sucking, syphilis infected come bubble..... I died shortly thereafter from laughing so hard the boomer knight got me.
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"Die in twin tower, fat cheeseburger!"
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2 RepliesYou play destiny like a girl If you guys don't get this I'll cry and no offense to any females
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Kid hops in WishYaLuck's stream and says: Troll: you look like a gorilla. Wish: oh I look like a gorilla? Well I -blam!-ed your mom so I guess that makes your mom a gorilla -blam!-er. I couldn't breathe after that.
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5 RepliesMy go-to insult is telling someone: You're one load your mother should've swallowed.
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3 RepliesFailed insult Player 1: I hate you, let's try Rumble to be fair Player 2: Sure, but I'm just going to win again Player 1: Your mic sucks player 2: suck? Player 1: You like dragging? Player 2: Yes...I do like dregs...why? Player 1: Great! I'm going to drag these nuts all over you! Player 2: I love eating Nuts! Player 1: (long pause) Player 1: (turns off game system...proceeds to watch porn for cleansing)
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I just call everybody a dingus and they shut the hell up
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Lol you are a BK..... (Bad kid) meaning you suck ass
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Edited by Renakai: 8/18/2015 5:22:36 AMYou look like broccoli. *squints eyes* [i]I don't like broccoli.[/i] Or… Maybe you should slip into something more comfortable… Like a coma.
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15 RepliesBack in my halo 2 days i heard a thirty year old talking shit to a 12 year old: (12) "you -blam!-ing suck" (30) "you cant talk shit to me till your balls drop, kid" (12) "my balls dropped in your moms mouth last night, bitch!"
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U are a 3.5 inch dic
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I was once called a "feeg" (how he literally pronounced it.)
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3 RepliesMe - Ill butter toast your face Turd face - i like butter with toast LOBBY - crying in tears and freaking out of so much laughter
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This is going back a bit, but a kid in my high school used to call everyone an [b][i]anal gladiator[/i][/b]. No clue why I've always remembered that.
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1 ReplyColossal thunder-blam!- is one of my favs
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At least I don't use a sniper
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I whipped a kid with a husk of the pit and he got mad and the funny thing that he said was stop going so try hard with the most OP gun in the game -blam!- I died laughing
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2 RepliesI have always been a fan of "your birth certificate is actually a letter of apology from the condom factory".
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Edited by Wazdel Becham Jr: 8/18/2015 4:54:48 AMYour comebacks are thinner than jarules mustache
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3 RepliesDestiny is a full and complete game.
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1 ReplyIn the game - "Your momma so fat, her ghost has to check her ass crack for a hive ritual." Not in the game (from the show Beyond Scared Straight) - "I'll put my foot so far up your ass, you'll have toes for teeth."
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Edited by Xenomorph: 8/18/2015 1:23:56 AMYou're suffering a PEBKAC error. [spoiler][b]P[/b]roblem [b]E[/b]xists [b]B[/b]etween [b]K[/b]eyboard [b]A[/b]nd [b]C[/b]hair[/spoiler] Or it's an "I D (write down the number ten) T" error. Not the worst insults... Just found them amusing.
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1 Replyone guy asked me whats my favorite rpg, i said " the one from mw2"
