I would make you overdose on heroin and then bring you back to life with an adrenaline shot only for you to be awaken to a wire hanger that has been heated, shoved up your rectum. I'd then stick rusty screwdrivers through your hands and feet, then I'd pour a plethora of poisonous creatures on your body such as scorpions, spiders, and snakes. After the animals have had their way I'd collect your body, grind it up and serve it as food to your family and friends.