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Edited by matrix100_x:
7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.
You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively.
Ready....GO!
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I will have Anthony Hopkins in the persona of Hannibal Lecter convince him to go back in time to kill himself as vengeance for his friend he just killed.
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I will turn your toy into a time bomb sending you back to World War II as a as German ss solider who will get 420 BlaZET 360 no scoped SHREKT by the allies
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I would choke him to death with my dick
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Edited by boogeyman333: 7/18/2015 1:46:17 AMShave his hair until there is nothing left but a hitlerstache. Then make them choke on said hair while saying "nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!"
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Shove viagras down his throat till he gets a raging boner. Then take a dull pocket knife and cut off his balls then his dick and let him bleed out slowly.
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3 RepliesEdited by viagra1337: 7/17/2015 11:27:25 PMCall him a desticle over and over until he commits suicide because he named himself after a destiny character [spoiler]because he is a fgt.[/spoiler]
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Run over with a 97 Jeep Wrangler.
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I slowly increase the amount of pure oxygen in the room until it reaches 23 percent. Then all organic matter burns without even a spark. Science! Bwa ha ha!
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Stab them while gettin it on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Water intoxication. That would do.
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2 RepliesChoke him to death. Call it a Doake Choke
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Edited by Ugh: 7/17/2015 11:52:29 PMMurdered by James Doakes. [spoiler]Surprise Mother Fûcker![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOverdose on Viagra pills
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Shoot repeatedly in head with a staple gun >:)
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I will collect snowflakes, using gentle heat and high pressure to fashion it into a sword to end him with. Now all I need is a name for such a weapon. An ice blade.. Or a Saber of Snow..
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I'll make fearless fiddle swallow a fiddle and watch him choke to death. (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ Swallow that fiddle.
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Make them walk a tightrope over an alligator-infested canyon with a strong wind blowing at them. If they get to close, then I kneecap them.
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Edited by IS0M0RPHIC: 7/17/2015 5:49:17 AMI beat him with an explosive cactus that has been magically enchanted by the power of she's my nerds salty tears
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I melt his face with an explosive staple gun
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Edited by Very Berry: 7/16/2015 10:31:32 PMI will use my 420 no scope ensured gjallarhorn to murder vekis king baron. Then I will happily receive 25 glimmer. But...who would want to kill a fluffee Llama? What did a fluffee Llama ever do to you.
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1 ReplyI shove an iron pole so far up your ass it exits through your throat and you suffocate.
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Small remote controlled gas dispenser in a sub sandwich. As soon as he takes a bite it activates and sprays him with gas that makes him shit until he dies.
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I shot him with a gun. No one has said it in this forum so it is creative.
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While orchestrating elaborate firework death I put ricin in their fap lotion. Now to wait
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Seven ate nine
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Choked on eyebrows
