Prove me wrong.
[spoiler]This thread is dedicated to le Dia de Independencia and to all those who serve, have served, will serve, and have died serving.
God Bless the mudafukin United States of America [/spoiler]
SO I'M IN HAWAII RIGHT NOW AND I JUST VISITED PEARL HARBOR ON GODDAMN MURICA DAY. DON'T GET ANY MORE GODDAMN MURICAN THAN THAT
OCEAN SALTIER THAN USUAL TODAY. MUST BE ALL THOSE BRITISH TEARS
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America America America, -blam!- Yeah! Comin' again to save the mother-blam!-in' day, Yeah America, -blam!- Yeah! Freedom is the only way, Yeah Terrorists, your game is through 'cause now you have ta answer to America, -blam!- yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls America, -blam!- Yeah! Whatcha' gonna do when we come for you now It's the dream that we all share It's the hope for tomorrow (-blam!- Yeah!) McDonald's (-blam!- Yeah!) Wal-Mart (-blam!- Yeah!) The Gap (-blam!- Yeah!) Baseball (-blam!- Yeah!) The NFL (-blam!- Yeah!) Rock N' Roll (-blam!- Yeah!) The Internet (-blam!- Yeah!) Slavery (-blam!- Yeah!) -blam!- Yeah! Starbucks (-blam!- Yeah!) Disneyworld (-blam!- Yeah!) Porno (-blam!- Yeah!) Valium (-blam!- Yeah!) Reeboks (-blam!- Yeah!) Fake Tits (-blam!- Yeah!) Sushi (-blam!- Yeah!) Taco Bell (-blam!- Yeah!) Rodeos (-blam!- Yeah!) Bed, Bath and Beyond (-blam!- yeah.-blam!- Yeah) Liberty (-blam!- Yeah!) Wax Lips (-blam!- Yeah!) The Alamo (-blam!- Yeah!) Band-aids (-blam!- Yeah!) Las Vegas (-blam!- Yeah!) Christmas (-blam!- Yeah!) Immigrants (-blam!- Yeah!) Popeyes (-blam!- Yeah!) Democrats (-blam!- Yeah!) Republicans (.-blam!- Yeah.-blam!- Yeah) Sportsmanship (...) Books (...) End