So flood, what do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[spoiler]I'm Scottish.[/spoiler]
No more boy jokes. Fr though
Edit: y'all crazy ppl pulling out guns on me
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If you're a cat, I do this.
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Stare........
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Give you a bear hug.
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well if I wake up sober I will just tell u to bug off. if I'm hangover I will just go up and ask if u want some coffe too. if I gone smoking some...erm..."rare stuff" then u better lock yourself in cuz shit might happen to those around me. I'm a good dad brw -.o
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Make you breakfast for the obviously coming hangover your going to have for breaking into my house without me knowing, into my room without me hearing, getting into my bed without waking me. You have to shit-blam!-assballs destroyed to archive that level of shenanigans.
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Tell you to switch positions because I like being near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging.
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Drink whiskey
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-blam!-
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I kick you out of my bed.. Because you are the second one to magically appear in my bed
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Push you out because you look like a middle schooler.
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Shoot myself
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Snuggles man XD
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I think scotish accents are funny, id make you sit in my chair and talk to me for a while. Then make you leave. Then check my locks because you would be the third girl that I woke up beside. MAYBE get your # if you're attractive.
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You're going to wake up to this.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I'd have to snuggle you because mucca.
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Wonder how on Earth you even fit in a dog bed barely big enough for me.
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Go back to sleep
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I'm gonna tap you... [spoiler] on your shoulder and ask you to leave[/spoiler]
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Who are you? >.>
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0 bby <33
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Do you wanna be in my band? We need a bassist. And a singer. (Probably.)
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Eyyyy
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I would stop imagining that.
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Edited by The Merchant: 7/6/2015 8:49:54 AM1 WONDER WHY I'M IN A BED, I DON'T SLEEP OR EVEN HAVE ONE 2 WONDER WHY YOU'RE IN THE MINDSCAPE 3 TELL YOU TO KINDLY GO AWAY BEFORE I MAKE YOU LIVE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE FOR ALL ETERNITY AND BEYOND 4 (ONLY APPLICABLE IF YOU DON'T LEAVE) TEAR OUT YOUR SOUL AND CARRY OUT THREAT