Well i guess I'll join in on one thing at least. So one day at the beginning of the school year I was in band class and saw this really hot girl. My friends sitting next to me had known her since childhood so I decided to ask them who she was. They told me, and then jokingly asked if I liked her. I am an awful liar so I said no awkwardly and turned away. December came around and the classes changed, and with that, the lunch schedules. I decided to find a new group and wander looking for people. I found those same guys that I asked who this girl was in the lunchroom. I decided to sit with them and, of course, my best friend switched seats with me. The day I switched the seats I saw that stunningly beautiful girl looking right at me. I tried to play it cool but probably just ended up acting really weird. This girl's friend sat at the table too. A couple of weeks went by and I started to actually like this girl. My friends told her the second I told them. They forced me into asking her out and she said yes, awesome, right? Well not really. My friends told me the second we got back to class that she said that she was going to break up with me and just said yes to mess with me. I didn't talk to them for a long time. But when I did I got her number. She started talking about this guy that she really liked and I had no idea about. I didn't believe her at first because no one knew about it and he didn't want me to tell. Apparently this guy was going to our concert. I jokingly told my friends that I would rather eat five urinal cakes than meet this dude. We would have off an on arguments and stop talking, but we would always come back. We later learned that we were going to get to go on a field trip to an amusement park for the day. I asked her if she wanted to hang out at the park and she actually said yes. My friends, after learning this, made very dirty "fan fictions" about us and then she called it off. She apparently couldn't handle the stories. We somehow met up with her at the park and then we rode tons of rides that were horrifying. When they rode this one that I sadly chickened out of, my friend and I remembered that she jokingly said that we should get Starbucks. I went and scouted out the nearest Starbucks and when they got off I took her to Starbucks. I bought her something then we left to get on the bus to go home. On the way there I asked her out. She obviously had to have a private meeting with her friend and she said she would give me a chance as long as I told no one. If course, like the others, this was a lie too. I spent the rest of that 2 hour ride as a salty butthole in the corner of the seat. I finally talked to some other friends and got through it. I didn't talk to her for a little while. Then we started again. Remember that boyfriend that no one knew about. Well she said that I deserved to know that he wasn't real. Just a scheme to get me away from her. Now she is obsessed with a guy that I threatened multiple times when their relationship got kind of serious. He apparently lied to her and she didn't believe me over him when he denied that we ever talked. She finally found out and then apologized. A little bit ago we started texting about songs we like and started a lyric chain to songs she was listening to. Now we are going to go to a triple date with her two other friends and her friend convinced her to take me as her date. Well what do you think I should do next? I'll update when I do what you tell me.