Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
Your turn
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So, this year we did bacteria sampling and all that crap, my friends came up to me and said whats the most disgusting part of you we can swab, so of course, I answer: do you really want to swab there XD... everybody around me is all like eeeeeeeeeeew, so I say, alright your looking for disgusting, swab my face, so they got my forehead. A few weeks later, after the bacteria grew, we present it, and of course, of all the damn containers, the one with my forehead sample labeled on it is pulled out by our teacher first, it was hideous black bacteria.... I SHOWER EVERY DAY AND WASH MY FACE BEFORE I SHOWER! It was humiliating and looked disgusting, thank God the inside jokes stopped they were getting pretty f*****g annoying... but I did come to a logical conclusion, we have so much bacteria in and around us, who says that couldn't have just been on my face naturally? If anybody has insight please share it.... my dignity was eradicated that day XD