Chuck Norris can leave voice mails on printed paper.
Chuck Norris can see his forehead without a mirror.
When Chuck Norris turns on the TV, it watches him.
Chuck Norris can pause online games.
Chuck Norris can see under Master Chief's helmet with a blindfold.
Chuck Norris was supped to star in the show "Man vs. Wild," but the directors didn't want kids thinking that "lava is safe to eat"
Chuck Norris can catch laser pointers.
Chuck Norris can snipe with shotguns.
Chuck Norris once bet the NASA he could re-enter orbit without a space suit:
"On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer."
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