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Obama was the worst
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oɹq ןǝǝɟ ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ ı
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LIKE 5 MILLION LAYERS
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http://frankly.pitas.com ...I dare you to click it
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Idk what this is
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Andy Mineo Represent
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What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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[quote]Transit is: -a huge map (bad in its own) -fog in between areas - 5 distinct areas + several "Easter egg areas" -denizens -denizens -denizens -denizens -The power is atrocious and annoying -Pack a Punch is damn near impossible -The Easter Egg as a whole is obnoxious -The Easter egg only gives you an achievement -oh yeah a shiny tower too -denizens -THE BUS never shows up when you want/need it to -The only weapon in the bus is the b23r (trash) -buildables are all useless aside turbine - getting a new turbine after yours inevitably breaks in 10 seconds is a strain -denizens -THE JET GUN is complete and utter garbage -Fire? Really? -Burning zombies explode when they die -Fire damages you way too much and basically blinds you -no wall weapons in the town -denizens -navcard table exists for basically no reason, just for an "extra challenge" -why do we have to build the pack a punch? -you can EMP the bus (???) -you can EMP Perks (?!?) -the weird alien thing exists for some reason -the Easter egg song is garbage -the box can literally teleport across the map -juggernog comes at the 4th stop (wtf) -the characters are lame af -denizens -fire -the jet gun -denizens [b][i][u]DENIZENS AND FIRE AND JETGUN[/u][/i][/b][/quote]
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Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.” Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one. This isn’t -blam!-ing rocket science, people.
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bmFAfDFMvkc
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Would you like an apple pie with that
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What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a martial art and judo is what bagels are made of.
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