Fig 1: artists impression of how the device works. Scientists in Australia have discovered an efficient new way of preventing unwanted children. Using the Doggie Infant Non Growth Organism (Dingo for short) it effortlessly helps Abortion seekers and frees up time for doctors. It is already being acclaimed as a 'critical breakthrough' in abortion technology and should reduce numbers of Dole Bludgers significantly. It is already cleared to overtake the last method, which was simply throwing them on the Barbie.