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Edited by TheSnipzMan:
6/30/2015 3:16:57 AM
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7 wins into trials when...
My turtle humps my modem which turns it off... So I get a loss on my card.... Arguably the most aggravating "loss" I've had in Destiny yet.
[b]Edit: the turtles name is Stanley, now Stanley the Defiler[/b]
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I imagine it was similar to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R3BYCT5oWw
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I like turtles:
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Yeah I was playing with friends this week and as we won game 7 it contacted "Destiny servers" and gave me a loss despite my mercy boon and then reconnected me to the fire team (I never left the party). I still have the boon and we went on to go "flawless" but I couldn't open the chest this time because of the glitch loss but at least my friends could.
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From what I hear turtles taste good in a variety of dishes.
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1 ReplyThanks for the good laugh man
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1 ReplyI hear those are great in soups
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1 ReplyYou sir just won the internet
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1 ReplyHow did you tell your fireteam that? "dude how the hell did you disconnect man?" "Stanley humped my router.."
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1 ReplyThis is [i]precisely [/i]the reason why I don't have a turtle.
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2 RepliesEverything about this is fantastic.
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1 ReplyThat's what you get for not giving him a female turtle to mess around with. He's got to get all freaky
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2 RepliesI get a weasel and a baboon that hump my router all the time.
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1 ReplyStart a petition for a "turtle" error when you Internet fails :D
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1 ReplyTurtle needs to be nerfed. Now your modem is going to need to go to the beach and lay the eggs. I would like to buy one of the modem turtles. I will call it wiphael.
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3 RepliesOff topic but came to mind lol. So we're doing crota beat death singer I said okay guys imma go stand by the gem you guys kill everything else imma go pee, a person were doing a raid with is in the middle of thunderstorm a bad one it's raining hard anyways he said okay I'll brb to I think my house is flooding he comes back to his mic and says yeah my house is flooding there's nothing I can do let's keep going. Greatest moment ever.
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3 RepliesI've been trying for six minutes to come up with a clever comment but I can't so I'll just laugh.
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4 RepliesDid u tell the police ur modem got -blam!- pls tell that poor moden cant speak for herself
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1 ReplyYour fault op next time dont buy a seductive modem
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4 RepliesYour turtle is a scrub.
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5 RepliesEdited by MellowLikeAcat: 6/30/2015 10:08:15 AMThat sucks but you can't hate your turtle he's a turtle. They're awesome. I got the baboon error and it kicked me from the game. Our team had won four rounds and they had like two or three but my team lost the first round and then won the next winning the game. I joined them after the incident and won The next game so basically I went 9-0 but because of that damn baboon I went 8-1. Don't really care though since I don't need to go to lighthouse anymore but it was still like what the heck. The servers bug out and I get a lose, nice. Just glad I got my buddy's to the lighthouse for their first time.
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1 ReplyHaha the defiler
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5 RepliesThis is honestly my favorite post on the forums.
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1 ReplyIs Stanley a "big" turtle? I mean, if I want to reset my modem, I need to use a paper clip. So, is he hung like a paper clip, or is he a massive, snapping turtle? Either way, get him a girlfriend to hump or put him in a cage.
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1 ReplyShit there was a time I was at a buddies house and his sisters kitten ninja'd up the wall jumped over the tv and unplugged his ps2 entirely, then came back in did the same shit then plugged it back in.
