>be me
>little black boy
>rode my bike to Walgreens and walked in to buy candy
>walk into the candy section and browse what they have
> only brought 2 dollars
>has to choose which one I should get
>White Store clerk walks up to me
>says: come here, let me check your pockets I know you stole something
>she tries to grab me and I get scared and run out the door
>fall on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur.
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So simple... And yet so beautiful.. *sheds a single tear*
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> mfw crying
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This story made me [b][i]Splooge!!![/i][/b] so hard
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You got me
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Are you [i]sure[/i] you didn't take anything? [spoiler]jk jk[/spoiler]
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Edited by Hawk, The Maidenless: 7/4/2015 1:54:28 AMReminds me of a jesus meme i saw. Jesus tols the black kid he knew he stole something. Let me see if i can find it Edit: found it :D
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Be me Pick up watermelon Eat it Go to bed The end
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[b] [/b]
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That happened to me as a child, only I'm white.
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Microwave it
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Ur not supposed to admit it's b8 m8 i r8 0/8