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Edited by Day Tripper 98: 6/29/2015 2:49:06 AM
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Op's brother is a db, please send help

My little brother came home from shopping somewhere and he bought a hat that says mtn dew and the bill is flat as fck and is covered in some kind of plastic. He is also wearing it inside, backwards, and under his headset. He is currently playing mw2 that he bought yesterday from gamestop and is doing quickscopes with his "friends." We [i]do[/i] have an xbox1 btw. Please send help. He switched over to bo2, which he also just bought, and put an aw hoodie on. Wtf? Its summer and we have 2 ac units. Also, here's an mlg picture.

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  • I'm afraid he's already ascending, becoming a dank God. The only way to stop this is by challenging him to a 1v1 quick scoping match on rust. Then, before he trick shots you into oblivion, turn towards him and tip your fedora, then yell "UWOTCASUL". If it works, his hat will fly off and he will no longer be 3MLG5U, he will then apologize for being a filthy casul. If it fails, then your brother will become a member of the illuminate, where he will smoke weed every day with shrek, quickscoping, rek scrubs, and spooking people. All because you couldn't stop him becoming 3MLG5U

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