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Edited by Day Tripper 98:
6/29/2015 2:49:06 AM
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Op's brother is a db, please send help
My little brother came home from shopping somewhere and he bought a hat that says mtn dew and the bill is flat as fck and is covered in some kind of plastic. He is also wearing it inside, backwards, and under his headset. He is currently playing mw2 that he bought yesterday from gamestop and is doing quickscopes with his "friends." We [i]do[/i] have an xbox1 btw. Please send help. He switched over to bo2, which he also just bought, and put an aw hoodie on. Wtf? Its summer and we have 2 ac units. Also, here's an mlg picture.
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Edited by The Son of Suns: 7/4/2015 2:35:02 AMevry tim eye c child not play heylo, I cri evry time.
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5 RepliesSounds like you're just jealous he's better at CoD than you.
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At least he is not a WEEABOO
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2 RepliesShow him a real vagina. Might change his priorities up a bit.
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He must be executed.
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2 RepliesHe's going mainstream. Plan an Intervention. Stop this before it starts.
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1 ReplyAlso, ask him if he wants to grow up to be this. Yes, I said grow up to be that. That is what the CoD Lords see as their god.
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Tell mom it's time to take little timmy out in the forest, where no one can hear a gunshot, and put him down.
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1 ReplyEdited by Inflicte: 6/30/2015 4:13:37 AMWear a fedora, grow a neckbeard, be dank and challenge him to 1v1 in terraria.
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He's gone too far off the deep end. You need a horse doctor.
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8 RepliesI'm afraid he's already ascending, becoming a dank God. The only way to stop this is by challenging him to a 1v1 quick scoping match on rust. Then, before he trick shots you into oblivion, turn towards him and tip your fedora, then yell "UWOTCASUL". If it works, his hat will fly off and he will no longer be 3MLG5U, he will then apologize for being a filthy casul. If it fails, then your brother will become a member of the illuminate, where he will smoke weed every day with shrek, quickscoping, rek scrubs, and spooking people. All because you couldn't stop him becoming 3MLG5U
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3 RepliesAllow him to spread. More targets for the harvest.
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SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
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1 ReplyForce him to play Halo and be cleansed.
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That's black ops 2 actually.
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1 ReplyIt is incurable, OP. Put him out of his misery.
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Edited by LEGI0N of 0ne: 6/29/2015 7:18:14 PMSecretly destroy all of his COD games. Then go to every video game shop within 50 miles and buy every COD game that each store has. He'll come to his senses before the stores get new shipments. You'll even do everyone within 50 miles a favor.
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Buy him a large bag of tangy cheese doritos, so his right of passage to becoming an mlg quickscoper is complete.
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1 ReplyLather it in mt dew, and lightly powder him with dorrito dust. The increase of MLG should help.
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3 RepliesDecibel? Database?
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3 RepliesThat's blops duce not MW2 you noob
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1 ReplyForce him to play halo for a month. His tears will bring him back.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBWPL7oD9X8&sns=em
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7 RepliesThe only cure is a day of halo
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1 ReplyHmm, I thought that was a description of a Douchebag. Do I need stereotype re-education?
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What a casual Has his xbox vertical
