I've had some people try to sell us paper towels before (?), some other creeps try to sell us meat (wtf?!), and about 15 separate Jehovah's Witness visits. Tell us your stories or suffer my wrath.
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Jehovah's Witness. One time I was watching TV then I heard a knock on my fancy ass door and I looked out my window with my -blam!- face to see who it was. It was a Jehovah's Witness. Osht.exe He looked straight at me as I had my -blam!- face. I -blam!- and then he left.