I personally sexually identify as a attack helicopter. Hbu bby?
[b]EDIT:[/b] attack helicopter is winning, but attack helicopter is in a close second. Attack helicopter is in 3rd
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[quote]>at home >get call frum school >"Michael, yur daughter hasn't been doing her homework" >wat >go to her room >she's on computer >ask her about her homework >"-blam!- homework, I'll just marry a rich guy" >become enraged >take off my pants >already rock hard >pelvic thrust across to her >she can't escape >my dick touches her >she begins to melt into jizz >absorbs back into my throbbing penis >find my bae >she sees my throbbing cock >instantly wants -blam!- >fill her with my daughter jizz >her stomach swells and then contracts as she pushes out mi new son >he does his -blam!-ing homework[/quote]