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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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1 ReplyYo momma so dumb she captures A on blind watch. Yo momma so nasty Gulrot won't touch her. Yo momma so fat the Psion Flayers tried to pull her out of orbit to use as a weapon. Yo momma so ugly she made Eris Morn cut out her eyes again. Yo momma so unhealthy her warlock bond is also measures her blood pressure. Yo momma so dumb she thought orbs of light were the same thing as motes of light. Yo momma so ugly the speaker have her his mask. Yo momma so fat Valus Ta'aurc cries for nerfs because she's too much of a bullet sponge. Yo momma's breath so nasty I nearly died, even though I was wearing my Jackknife 3.2. Yo momma smell so bad when she goes to Xur he says "The Nine wish for me to speak with you, but damn bitch you stink. -blam!- the universe, the darkness wins, I ain't getting any closer to you. Peace!"
