Yo momma so dumb she captures A on blind watch. Yo momma so nasty Gulrot won't touch her. Yo momma so fat the Psion Flayers tried to pull her out of orbit to use as a weapon. Yo momma so ugly she made Eris Morn cut out her eyes again. Yo momma so unhealthy her warlock bond is also measures her blood pressure. Yo momma so dumb she thought orbs of light were the same thing as motes of light. Yo momma so ugly the speaker have her his mask. Yo momma so fat Valus Ta'aurc cries for nerfs because she's too much of a bullet sponge. Yo momma's breath so nasty I nearly died, even though I was wearing my Jackknife 3.2. Yo momma smell so bad when she goes to Xur he says "The Nine wish for me to speak with you, but damn bitch you stink. -blam!- the universe, the darkness wins, I ain't getting any closer to you. Peace!"